等我父亲从精神崩溃的边缘掉下去等他摔落在地，摔得粉身碎骨的时候，再打电话给我，到时候我会看自己能不能做点什么…此后，我就像对待桀骜不驯的宠物一样，用绳子把父亲牢牢地拴了起来，让他既无法靠近我，又不会走得太远。

Pawparazzi Snap!, a gossip show hosted by Sydney Flow and his dog sidekick Nancy ODogg, is the hottest celebrity gossip show on television. So what better place for London Bridges, a fast rising Hollywood starlet, to announce her next project There Will Be Oil, an independent art film by acclaimed director Hugh Franklin and co-starring Dame Ruby Bench. With her pampered pomeranian Latte in tow, London arrives on location to see that she wont be receiving the star treatment she is used to. Not only will the film be shot on a farm in a secluded rural area, but Londons acmodations will be on location as well. But when two thieves posing as Paparazzi show up to steal the prized Academy Necklace , a prized piece of Hollywood memorabilia that is bestowed about whomever is the current it girl, London learns that her knight in shining armor is Tom, the simple farmer who is hosting her stay on the farm.